Because I am both clever and sexy?
Those would be my reasons, anyways.
Because I am both clever and sexy?
Those would be my reasons, anyways.
Clever reader… very clever. Yes, this is correct, and though it is not addressed in the epilogue, I have plans to make a point of it in the sequel ahead!
Good question; the answer is 42 pieces of wood. But answer me this; how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Oh sweet lord have I wanted this sandwich!
Anyways, I took my sweet time submitting it to them, and then the posting queue got really long because of Bronycon.
Ugh, fine… But I really wanted that sandwich. T~T
Yes, now take this down. This is what else I want:
-A teleporter.
-Six crates of the nation of Ireland’s finest whiskey.
-The disabled ‘red button’ from the oval office to wear as my new belt buckle.
-A subwoofer sufficient to destroy my apartment.
-A respectable woman to court.
-A sandwich. The woman is not required to make it.
-An officially signed and sealed apology from the entity, living, cosmic, or otherwise which was responsible for inventing sleep.
The list continues, of course, but I’ll cut you a deal and stop it here.
Got a pen and paper ready? xD